UNAPOLOGETICALLY TASTELESS

When there is no personality, no character, no flavor, no color, no heritage, no challenge nor mystery, there is the nothingness of vodkaness. And for some, that is happiness. We made this for you. Cheers.

GOOD VODKA FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK VODKA IS GOOD. ORGANIC GLUTEN-FREE MADE FROM CORN

TASTELESS PLEASURE FOR A TASTELESS WORLD. 40% ALC. 0% TASTE

PRODUCED & BOTTLED BY
ROCKFILTER DISTILLERY
SPRING GROVE,
MINNESOTA

MOSQUITOS

MEAN PEOPLE

PARKING TICKETS

LATE FEES

PLASTIC STRAWS

TRAFFIC JAMS

VACUUMS

SAND IN YOUR SHOE

LEAKY PIPES

BILLS

SHOVELING SNOW

FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAYS

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

MOSQUITOS MEAN PEOPLE PARKING TICKETS LATE FEES PLASTIC STRAWS TRAFFIC JAMS VACUUMS SAND IN YOUR SHOE LEAKY PIPES BILLS SHOVELING SNOW FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAYS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

THINGS THAT SUCK

VODKA MADE BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE WHISKEY

We make whiskey. We also make friends with vodka drinkers. We like taste, not non-taste. But because we like you, and people like you, and people who like people like you, we made this vodka. It’s about togetherness.